heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

mynameisnipple:

can i log out of life

guy:

*seductively rubs laptop screen to get rid of speck of dirt*

(Source: guy)

buttlicked:

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

(Source: buttlicked)

timelordemort:

"i’m dreaming of a white christmas" i sing to myself in the 30 degree australian heat

chokingjoffrey:

the worst feeling in the world is being ignored by a dog

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts